Happy Birthday You Walking Red Flag 🚩

Well, look who’s survived another year of emotional chaos! 🎂🚩

Introducing our “HAPPY BIRTHDAY – YOU WALKING RED FLAG 🚩” card from Wonky Cards the brutally honest birthday card for that mate who’s one bad decision away from a reality TV show. Perfect for your bestie, ex-situationship, or that friend who thinks therapy is “just not their vibe.”

Forget the Hallmark fluff this card is pure British banter at its finest. Equal parts insult and affection, it’s the ultimate roast for anyone who can’t stay out of drama, bad dating choices, or group chats that end in tears.

And because we love a bit of chaos with a conscience, every Wonky Card is printed on eco-friendly plantable seed paper. Once the laughter fades and the hangover hits, they can plant it in some soil and grow wildflowers because even red flags deserve a green thumb. 🌱

So if you want a birthday card that’s funnier than their love life and filthier than their DMs, this one’s the dog’s bollocks.

Please Note

The colours you see online may exhibit slight variations compared to the actual printed product. Since computer monitors and phone screens can display colours differently, please bear this in mind when reviewing your design.

Furthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. These cards can be easily planted, and you’ll find instructions on how to grow these little beauties right on the back of the card.

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