{"title":"Buy 3","description":"","products":[{"product_id":"happy-birthday-you-old-cunt","title":"Happy Birthday You Old Cunt","description":"\u003cp\u003eStraight-shooting and unapologetic, our \"Happy Birthday You Old Cunt\" card is for those who appreciate brutal honesty and a touch of irreverence when celebrating another trip around the sun.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis card is like a slap of reality in a world filled with over-the-top birthday wishes. It doesn't sugarcoat or beat around the bush – it simply speaks its mind, because sometimes, that's exactly what's needed.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith a bold, no-nonsense front that leaves nothing to the imagination, this card doesn't tiptoe around the sentiment. Inside, you'll find a message that's as unfiltered as it gets, reminding the birthday celebrant that age is just a number, and they're embracing it with style and humor.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor those who are weary of the same old clichéd birthday greetings and prefer a dose of cheeky wit, our \"Happy Birthday You Old Cunt\" card is the perfect choice. It's the kind of card that says, \"Let's ditch the conventional and get straight to the point.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo, if you know someone who can appreciate a birthday wish that's not wrapped in fluffy sentiments, send them this card. It's the antidote to generic birthday greetings, injecting a healthy dose of humor and sass into the celebration. Give them a laugh and a touch of unapologetic realness, because birthdays should be celebrated your way. Cheers!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1548\" data-start=\"1545\"\u003e\n\u003ch5 data-end=\"1570\" data-start=\"1550\"\u003ePlease Note\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1797\" data-start=\"1571\"\u003eThe colours you see online may exhibit slight variations compared to the actual printed product. Since computer monitors and phone screens can display colours differently, please bear this in mind when reviewing your design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2032\" data-start=\"1799\"\u003eFurthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. These cards can be easily planted, and you’ll find instructions on how to grow these little beauties right on the back of the card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2065\" data-start=\"2034\"\u003eSee all of our products here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2113\" data-start=\"2067\"\u003eFollow us on \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/wonkygifts\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"2092\" data-start=\"2080\"\u003eFacebook\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/a\u003eand \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/wonky.cards\/\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"2110\" data-start=\"2097\"\u003eInstagram\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2163\" data-start=\"2115\"\u003eCopyright © Wonky Cards \u0026amp; Wonky Gifts – All Rights Reserved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wonkycards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52789739422026,"sku":"WC - 01","price":1.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0963\/9877\/0506\/files\/BirthdayEtsycards-NewPooja_12_421cbecf-c725-44d4-8d36-1b6c3880a47c.png?v=1757675945"},{"product_id":"may-your-birthday-be-as-sexy-as-you","title":"May Your Birthday Be As Sexy As You","description":"\u003cp\u003eIn a world filled with polite pleasantries and birthday cards that tiptoe around the truth, sometimes you just want to say it as it is. That's where our \"May Your Birthday Be As Sexy As You Card\" comes into play. It's the card that doesn't beat around the bush, delivering birthday wishes with a cheeky twist.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis card is your rebel with a cause in the world of birthday greetings. It's got that playful charm that adds a bit of spice to the occasion. The front of the card sets the tone with a bold declaration, and inside, you'll find a message that leaves no room for doubt – because, let's face it, we're here to celebrate you and your undeniable allure.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIt's the perfect antidote to the cookie-cutter birthday cards you'll find on the shelves. This card is a nod to a world where we embrace the playful, the alluring, and the boldly flirtatious. No frills, no fluff, just a straightforward message of birthday wishes that sizzles.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo, if you know someone who appreciates a direct and spicy approach to celebrating their birthday, send them our \"May Your Birthday Be As Sexy As You Card.\" It's the kind of card that says, \"Let's skip the usual and get straight to the fun.\" Give 'em a giggle and a shot of playful charm that they'll cherish. It's the no-nonsense birthday card for those who prefer their celebrations with a side of sauciness. Here's to celebrating a birthday that's as unforgettable as the person it's meant for! Cheers!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1548\" data-start=\"1545\"\u003e\n\u003ch5 data-end=\"1570\" data-start=\"1550\"\u003ePlease Note\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1797\" data-start=\"1571\"\u003eThe colours you see online may exhibit slight variations compared to the actual printed product. Since computer monitors and phone screens can display colours differently, please bear this in mind when reviewing your design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2032\" data-start=\"1799\"\u003eFurthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. These cards can be easily planted, and you’ll find instructions on how to grow these little beauties right on the back of the card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2065\" data-start=\"2034\"\u003eSee all of our products here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2113\" data-start=\"2067\"\u003eFollow us on \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/wonkygifts\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"2092\" data-start=\"2080\"\u003eFacebook\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/a\u003eand \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/wonky.cards\/\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"2110\" data-start=\"2097\"\u003eInstagram\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2163\" data-start=\"2115\"\u003eCopyright © Wonky Cards \u0026amp; Wonky Gifts – All Rights Reserved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wonkycards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52790170353994,"sku":"WC - 02","price":1.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0963\/9877\/0506\/files\/Prash_9.png?v=1757675951"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-cunt","title":"Happy Birthday Cunt","description":"\u003cp\u003eLet's face it, birthdays are one of those times when you want to celebrate with a bit of cheeky honesty. That's precisely what our \"Happy Birthday Cunt\" card is all about. It's not for the faint of heart, but it's perfect for the kind of friend who appreciates a straight-shooting, no-nonsense birthday wish.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis card is like the bold maverick of birthday cards. It doesn't mince words or beat around the bush. It proudly displays \"Happy Birthday Cunt\" on the front, and inside, you'll find a message that speaks directly from the heart – because, honestly, who has time for sugarcoating?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eIf you know someone who's tired of the overly sentimental, cookie-cutter birthday cards, this one's for them. It's a nod to the real world where birthday sentiments are delivered with a dose of humor and a sprinkle of irreverence.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo, for the friend who appreciates a birthday wish with a side of sass, send them our \"Happy Birthday Cunt\" card. It's the kind of card that says, \"I value our friendship enough to keep it real, even on your special day.\" Give 'em a chuckle and a touch of irreverent birthday cheer. It's the no-nonsense birthday card for those who prefer their celebrations with a dash of wit. Cheers to another year, you magnificent cunt!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1548\" data-start=\"1545\"\u003e\n\u003ch5 data-end=\"1570\" data-start=\"1550\"\u003ePlease Note\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1797\" data-start=\"1571\"\u003eThe colours you see online may exhibit slight variations compared to the actual printed product. Since computer monitors and phone screens can display colours differently, please bear this in mind when reviewing your design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2032\" data-start=\"1799\"\u003eFurthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. 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This card doesn't hold back; it's a no-holds-barred declaration of the unique bond you share with your best mate.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis card is like a breath of fresh air in a world filled with clichés and generic sentiments. It's the rebellious rebel of friendship cards, filled with cheeky charm and a dash of irreverence. On the front, you'll find the unapologetic proclamation, and inside, a message that's as real as your friendship – because, let's face it, you and your best friend are all about keeping it real.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSay goodbye to the usual sappy, sentimental cards, and say hello to a greeting that doesn't mince words. It's the perfect antidote to the usual mushy sentiments and a true reflection of your one-of-a-kind friendship. Your best fucking friend deserves a card that celebrates the unfiltered, unapologetic connection you share.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSo, if you have a best mate who's tired of the typical, over-the-top friendship cards, send them the \"Best Fucking Friend Ever\" Greeting Card. It's the kind of card that says, \"Our friendship is awesome, and we're not afraid to show it.\" Give them a laugh and a heartfelt dose of your unique bond. It's the card for the friends who prefer their connections with a side of sass. Cheers, mate!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1548\" data-start=\"1545\"\u003e\n\u003ch5 data-end=\"1570\" data-start=\"1550\"\u003ePlease Note\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1797\" data-start=\"1571\"\u003eThe colours you see online may exhibit slight variations compared to the actual printed product. Since computer monitors and phone screens can display colours differently, please bear this in mind when reviewing your design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2032\" data-start=\"1799\"\u003eFurthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. 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This card was made for those who appreciate a good laugh and aren't afraid to embrace their unique sense of humor.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eJust like the Brits have their cheeky charm, this card brings its own special brand of boldness to birthday celebrations. The front of the card sets the tone with a playful reference to a \"big tits,\" and inside, you'll discover a message that's as straightforward as it gets because sometimes, birthdays are all about celebrating in your own authentic way.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis card offers a refreshing departure from the usual birthday sentimentality. It's a nod to those who prefer to keep it real and enjoy a good laugh on their special day. With \"Happy Birthday Big Tits,\" you're sending a message that says, \"Let's celebrate with a sense of humor and a dose of no-nonsense fun.\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSo, if you know someone who appreciates a good laugh and a bit of sass on their birthday, send them our \"Happy Birthday Big Tits\" card. It's the perfect way to add some unique and memorable flair to their special day. After all, a big chest or a big laugh – what more could you wish for on a birthday? Cheers to a birthday celebration that's as bold and fun as the card itself!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1548\" data-start=\"1545\"\u003e\n\u003ch5 data-end=\"1570\" data-start=\"1550\"\u003ePlease Note\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1797\" data-start=\"1571\"\u003eThe colours you see online may exhibit slight variations compared to the actual printed product. Since computer monitors and phone screens can display colours differently, please bear this in mind when reviewing your design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2032\" data-start=\"1799\"\u003eFurthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. These cards can be easily planted, and you’ll find instructions on how to grow these little beauties right on the back of the card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2065\" data-start=\"2034\"\u003eSee all of our products here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2113\" data-start=\"2067\"\u003eFollow us on \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/wonkygifts\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"2092\" data-start=\"2080\"\u003eFacebook\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/a\u003eand \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/wonky.cards\/\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"2110\" data-start=\"2097\"\u003eInstagram\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2163\" data-start=\"2115\"\u003eCopyright © Wonky Cards \u0026amp; Wonky Gifts – All Rights Reserved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wonkycards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52790170583370,"sku":"WC - 05","price":1.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0963\/9877\/0506\/files\/BirthdayEtsycards-NewPooja_7.png?v=1757675954"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-you-massive-prick","title":"Happy Birthday You Massive Prick","description":"Introducing our \"Happy Birthday You Massive Prick\" Greeting Card – because sometimes, you just can't sugarcoat it. This card is your no-nonsense way of celebrating a special day while keeping it real.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eUnapologetically bold and straight to the point, this card is the embodiment of authentic sentiments. It doesn't beat around the bush or drown in clichés; it speaks your mind with the kind of candor that's refreshingly genuine. When \"Happy Birthday\" just doesn't quite capture the essence of your relationship, this card steps in to fill the gap.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eFeaturing a design that doesn't mince words, it's the perfect choice for those who appreciate a good laugh and a hearty dose of cheekiness. The front cover sets the tone with its unapologetic message, and inside, you'll find a personalized space to share your own unique wishes.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eOur \"Happy Birthday You Massive Prick\" Greeting Card is the ideal antidote to the overly sentimental and predictable cards that flood the birthday card aisle. It's a salute to authenticity, offering a humorous nod to the complexities of human relationships.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSo, if you have a friend or loved one who appreciates your candid sense of humor and shares your fondness for keeping it real, this card is the perfect choice. Send them a message that reflects your genuine feelings with a side of humor that's as big as the personality it's intended for. Cheers, and celebrate with sass!","brand":"Wonkycards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52790170812746,"sku":"WC - 06","price":1.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0963\/9877\/0506\/files\/Prash_10.png?v=1757675953"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-fuck-buddy","title":"Happy Birthday Fuck Buddy","description":"Introducing the \"Happy Birthday Fuck Buddy\" Greeting Card - because sometimes you just need a card that keeps it real. We've all got that friend who appreciates some unfiltered humor, and this card is the perfect choice to make them smile on their special day.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis card is the embodiment of cheeky, fearless fun. It doesn't tiptoe around the subject, and that's what makes it a standout in the world of birthday greetings. The front features a bold message that sets the tone, and when you open it up, you'll discover a message that doesn't hold back, because, let's face it, your \"fuck buddy\" deserves nothing but the truth on their birthday.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIn a world of overly sentimental and sappy birthday cards, this one is a breath of fresh air. It's the perfect antidote to all the fluffy birthday wishes out there. With this card, you can send a birthday greeting that says, \"We're friends, and I'm not afraid to keep it real, even on your special day.\"\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSo, if you have a friend who appreciates a good laugh and a dose of honesty, send them the \"Happy Birthday Fuck Buddy\" Greeting Card. It's the kind of card that doesn't beat around the bush and speaks to the genuine connection you share. Give your friend a birthday they'll remember, filled with laughter and a touch of irreverence. Cheers to birthdays and friendship!","brand":"Wonkycards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52790171042122,"sku":"WC - 07","price":1.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0963\/9877\/0506\/files\/Prash_12.png?v=1757675955"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-baby-you-hot-piece-of-ass","title":"Happy Birthday Baby You Hot Piece Of Ass","description":"Introducing our \"Happy Birthday Baby You Hot Piece Of Ass\" greeting card – the ultimate way to celebrate a birthday with a dash of boldness and a whole lot of humor. 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This card celebrates the real world where birthdays are a time to embrace your inner sass.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eIf you know someone who's tired of the same old, run-of-the-mill birthday cards, send them our \"Happy Birthday Baby You Hot Piece Of Ass\" card. It's the kind of card that says, \"Let's make this birthday memorable, sassy, and unforgettable.\" Give them a chuckle and a whole lot of cheekiness that they'll cherish.\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cbr data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eSo, why settle for ordinary when you can celebrate a birthday with a side of spice and humor? Our greeting card is the perfect choice for those who prefer their birthdays as hot as they are hilarious. Get ready to make them smile, blush, and have a laugh they'll remember for years to come. Cheers to celebrating with style!","brand":"Wonkycards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52790171926858,"sku":"WC - 08","price":1.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0963\/9877\/0506\/files\/Prash_8.png?v=1757675957"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-you-massive-dick","title":"Happy Birthday You Massive Dick","description":"\u003cp\u003eAre you tired of the same old, mushy birthday cards that beat around the bush? Well, we've got just the greeting card for you! Introducing our \"Happy Birthday You Massive Dick\" card, because sometimes, you just want to keep it real and tell it like it is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis card doesn't mince words; it's the no-nonsense, unapologetic birthday message you've been waiting for. Perfect for that special someone in your life who appreciates a dose of humor and a touch of irreverence. It's not for the faint of heart, but it's sure to bring a cheeky smile to the face of anyone who can handle a little sass.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWith bold and direct typography on the front, this card leaves no room for misinterpretation. And when you open it up, you'll find a message that's as candid as it is humorous – because sometimes, the best way to wish someone a happy birthday is by acknowledging their unique qualities, even if they're a massive... well, you know.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSo, if you're looking to cut through the usual birthday fluff and give a laugh to a friend who can take a joke, send them our \"Happy Birthday You Massive Dick\" card. It's the kind of card that says, \"Let's celebrate your special day with a side of humor and a whole lot of personality.\" Get ready to share a laugh and make their birthday one to remember. Cheers, you legend!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1548\" data-start=\"1545\"\u003e\n\u003ch5 data-end=\"1570\" data-start=\"1550\"\u003ePlease Note\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1797\" data-start=\"1571\"\u003eThe colours you see online may exhibit slight variations compared to the actual printed product. Since computer monitors and phone screens can display colours differently, please bear this in mind when reviewing your design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2032\" data-start=\"1799\"\u003eFurthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. 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If you're in the mood for some unfiltered birthday cheer, our \"Happy Birthday Bawbag\" greeting card is here to deliver the unapologetic message you've been itching to send.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis card is the embodiment of no-nonsense British humor, and it doesn't mince words. Featuring a bold \"Happy Birthday Bawbag\" on the front, it leaves no room for misunderstanding. Inside, you'll find a message that's as straightforward as a straight-talking friend from the pub – because, let's be honest, sometimes that's exactly what the occasion calls for.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOur \"Happy Birthday Bawbag\" card is the perfect antidote to the overly sentimental and predictable birthday cards out there. It's a cheeky nod to the real world where birthdays aren't always about fluffy unicorns and rainbows.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSo, if you know someone who appreciates a hearty laugh and doesn't take themselves too seriously, send them our \"Happy Birthday Bawbag\" card. It's the kind of card that says, \"Let's cut to the chase and celebrate your day with some good old British humor.\" Give them a chuckle and a taste of that irreverent wit they'll love. It's the birthday card for those who prefer their celebrations with a side of sass. Cheers, mate!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1548\" data-start=\"1545\"\u003e\n\u003ch5 data-end=\"1570\" data-start=\"1550\"\u003ePlease Note\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1797\" data-start=\"1571\"\u003eThe colours you see online may exhibit slight variations compared to the actual printed product. Since computer monitors and phone screens can display colours differently, please bear this in mind when reviewing your design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2032\" data-start=\"1799\"\u003eFurthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. These cards can be easily planted, and you’ll find instructions on how to grow these little beauties right on the back of the card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2065\" data-start=\"2034\"\u003eSee all of our products here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2113\" data-start=\"2067\"\u003eFollow us on \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/wonkygifts\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"2092\" data-start=\"2080\"\u003eFacebook\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/a\u003eand \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/wonky.cards\/\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"2110\" data-start=\"2097\"\u003eInstagram\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2163\" data-start=\"2115\"\u003eCopyright © Wonky Cards \u0026amp; Wonky Gifts – All Rights Reserved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wonkycards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52790172123466,"sku":"WC - 10","price":1.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0963\/9877\/0506\/files\/Prash_6.png?v=1757675958"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-youre-a-whore","title":"Happy Birthday - You're A Whore","description":"\u003cp\u003eIntroducing our \"Happy Birthday - You're A Whore\" greeting card – for those who appreciate the unfiltered truth in life's celebrations. In a world overflowing with clichés and niceties, this card serves as your bold, unapologetic companion in wishing someone a birthday they won't soon forget.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eMuch like a mischievous, tell-it-like-it-is friend, this card doesn't beat around the bush. It gets straight to the point with a message that's both irreverent and unforgettable, designed to make the birthday recipient double-take with a mix of surprise and laughter.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\"Happy Birthday - You're A Whore\" isn't your ordinary greeting card; it's a humorous, cheeky, and risqué way to acknowledge a special day, and it's not for the faint of heart. It's the kind of card that breaks through the ordinary and says what everyone's thinking but seldom dare to say.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWhether it's a close friend, a partner, or a family member, if you're looking to celebrate a birthday with a side of sass, this card is the perfect choice. It doesn't sugarcoat the sentiment; instead, it embraces the irreverent, the edgy, and the downright humorous. It's the kind of card that'll leave a lasting impression and have the birthday recipient sharing a hearty laugh with you.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSo, if you're seeking a birthday greeting that's as memorable as the person it's meant for, our \"Happy Birthday - You're A Whore\" card is your go-to choice. Say goodbye to the conventional and embrace the unexpected – because sometimes, it's okay to stir the pot and add a dash of humor to the birthday festivities. Cheers to making birthdays memorable and utterly unique!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1548\" data-start=\"1545\"\u003e\n\u003ch5 data-end=\"1570\" data-start=\"1550\"\u003ePlease Note\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1797\" data-start=\"1571\"\u003eThe colours you see online may exhibit slight variations compared to the actual printed product. Since computer monitors and phone screens can display colours differently, please bear this in mind when reviewing your design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2032\" data-start=\"1799\"\u003eFurthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. These cards can be easily planted, and you’ll find instructions on how to grow these little beauties right on the back of the card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2065\" data-start=\"2034\"\u003eSee all of our products here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2113\" data-start=\"2067\"\u003eFollow us on \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/wonkygifts\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"2092\" data-start=\"2080\"\u003eFacebook\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/a\u003eand \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/wonky.cards\/\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"2110\" data-start=\"2097\"\u003eInstagram\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2163\" data-start=\"2115\"\u003eCopyright © Wonky Cards \u0026amp; Wonky Gifts – All Rights Reserved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wonkycards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52790172418378,"sku":"WC - 11","price":1.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0963\/9877\/0506\/files\/BirthdayEtsycards-NewPooja_5.png?v=1757675960"},{"product_id":"i-hope-your-birthday-isnt-shit-as-you-are","title":"I hope your birthday Isn't Shit As You Are","description":"\u003cp\u003eTired of the sugar-coated sentiments that often come with birthday cards? We've got just the card for you! Introducing our \"I Hope Your Birthday Isn't Shit As You Are\" greeting card, the brutally honest choice for those who prefer a straightforward approach.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis card is your no-holds-barred ticket to wishing someone a birthday without the frills. Its unapologetic front message tells it like it is, making it the perfect choice for those who appreciate a touch of bold humor. Inside, you'll find a message that doesn't sugarcoat a thing because, well, it's time to let your recipient know exactly what's on your mind.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIf you're looking to give a birthday card that's anything but ordinary, our \"I Hope Your Birthday Isn't Shit As You Are\" card is the one to choose. It's the antidote to the overly sentimental, overly sweet birthday wishes that flood the market. It's a nod to the real world, where not every day is filled with sunshine and rainbows.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSo, if you know someone who appreciates a hearty laugh and a dose of unfiltered humor, send them our brutally honest card. It's the kind of card that says, \"Let's cut to the chase and have a good laugh.\" Make their day with a touch of cheekiness that's bound to stand out. It's the birthday card for those who prefer their wishes with a side of sass. Happy Birthday with a twist!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1548\" data-start=\"1545\"\u003e\n\u003ch5 data-end=\"1570\" data-start=\"1550\"\u003ePlease Note\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1797\" data-start=\"1571\"\u003eThe colours you see online may exhibit slight variations compared to the actual printed product. Since computer monitors and phone screens can display colours differently, please bear this in mind when reviewing your design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2032\" data-start=\"1799\"\u003eFurthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. These cards can be easily planted, and you’ll find instructions on how to grow these little beauties right on the back of the card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2065\" data-start=\"2034\"\u003eSee all of our products here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2113\" data-start=\"2067\"\u003eFollow us on \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/wonkygifts\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"2092\" data-start=\"2080\"\u003eFacebook\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/a\u003eand \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/wonky.cards\/\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"2110\" data-start=\"2097\"\u003eInstagram\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2163\" data-start=\"2115\"\u003eCopyright © Wonky Cards \u0026amp; Wonky Gifts – All Rights Reserved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wonkycards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52790172647754,"sku":"WC - 12","price":1.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0963\/9877\/0506\/files\/Prash_5.png?v=1757675961"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-youre-old-as-fuck","title":"Happy Birthday You're Old As Fuck","description":"\u003cp\u003eSometimes, birthdays call for a card that's as straightforward as it gets. Enter our \"Happy Birthday You're Old As Fuck\" card, because we believe in cutting through the sugarcoated sentiments and telling it like it is.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis card is like the rebellious renegade of birthday greetings. It's unapologetically bold and doesn't mince words, making it the perfect choice for someone who appreciates a dose of unfiltered humor. The front of the card sets the tone with its candid message, and inside, you'll find a birthday wish that's as blunt as it is hilarious because, let's face it, age is just a number, and nobody has time for pretenses.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOur \"Happy Birthday You're Old As Fuck\" card is a refreshing departure from the typical birthday well-wishes. It's a cheeky nod to the reality of aging, where wrinkles and gray hair become badges of honor. If you know someone who's unafraid to embrace their years with a healthy dose of humor, this card is the perfect choice.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSo, whether it's a milestone birthday or just another year added to the count, send them our \"Happy Birthday You're Old As Fuck\" card. It's the kind of card that says, \"Let's celebrate your wisdom and experience with a hearty laugh.\" Give them a chuckle and a side of unapologetic wit they'll undoubtedly appreciate. It's the no-nonsense birthday card for those who prefer their celebrations with a touch of sass. Happy Birthday, and remember, age is just a number!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1548\" data-start=\"1545\"\u003e\n\u003ch5 data-end=\"1570\" data-start=\"1550\"\u003ePlease Note\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1797\" data-start=\"1571\"\u003eThe colours you see online may exhibit slight variations compared to the actual printed product. Since computer monitors and phone screens can display colours differently, please bear this in mind when reviewing your design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2032\" data-start=\"1799\"\u003eFurthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. These cards can be easily planted, and you’ll find instructions on how to grow these little beauties right on the back of the card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2065\" data-start=\"2034\"\u003eSee all of our products here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2113\" data-start=\"2067\"\u003eFollow us on \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/wonkygifts\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"2092\" data-start=\"2080\"\u003eFacebook\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/a\u003eand \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/wonky.cards\/\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"2110\" data-start=\"2097\"\u003eInstagram\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2163\" data-start=\"2115\"\u003eCopyright © Wonky Cards \u0026amp; Wonky Gifts – All Rights Reserved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wonkycards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52790172746058,"sku":"WC - 13","price":1.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0963\/9877\/0506\/files\/Prash_4.png?v=1757675962"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-to-my-gay","title":"Happy Birthday To My Gay","description":"\u003cp\u003eIntroducing our \"Happy Birthday To My Gay\" greeting card, because sometimes, you just want to celebrate with a touch of humor and a whole lot of love. This card is your perfect go-to when you're looking to celebrate a birthday with a big, bold dose of LGBTQ+ pride and a whole lot of heart.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eIt's like the party animal of birthday cards, with a design that radiates joy and inclusivity. The front proudly displays the words \"Happy Birthday To My Gay\" in vibrant, celebratory colors, setting the tone for a fantastic birthday celebration. Inside, you'll find a message that's unapologetically full of love and support, because in the end, it's all about making the birthday boy or girl feel extra special.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOur \"Happy Birthday To My Gay\" card is a fantastic way to send your warmest wishes and celebrate the uniqueness of your loved one. It's a cheeky nod to the real world, where we embrace diversity, love, and happiness in all its forms. This card is perfect for showing that you stand by your loved one, just the way they are, and you're ready to party in style.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSo, if you know someone who's ready to have a fabulous birthday with a side of humor and a whole lot of LGBTQ+ pride, send them our \"Happy Birthday To My Gay\" greeting card. It's the kind of card that says, \"Let's celebrate you in all your fabulous glory.\" Give 'em a reason to smile and feel the love that shines through with each \"Happy Birthday To My Gay\" card. Cheers to a fantastic birthday celebration!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1548\" data-start=\"1545\"\u003e\n\u003ch5 data-end=\"1570\" data-start=\"1550\"\u003ePlease Note\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1797\" data-start=\"1571\"\u003eThe colours you see online may exhibit slight variations compared to the actual printed product. Since computer monitors and phone screens can display colours differently, please bear this in mind when reviewing your design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2032\" data-start=\"1799\"\u003eFurthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. These cards can be easily planted, and you’ll find instructions on how to grow these little beauties right on the back of the card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2065\" data-start=\"2034\"\u003eSee all of our products here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2113\" data-start=\"2067\"\u003eFollow us on \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/wonkygifts\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"2092\" data-start=\"2080\"\u003eFacebook\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/a\u003eand \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/wonky.cards\/\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"2110\" data-start=\"2097\"\u003eInstagram\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2163\" data-start=\"2115\"\u003eCopyright © Wonky Cards \u0026amp; Wonky Gifts – All Rights Reserved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wonkycards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52790172778826,"sku":"WC - 14","price":1.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0963\/9877\/0506\/files\/Prash_3.png?v=1757675962"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-fanny-man","title":"Happy Birthday Fanny Man","description":"\u003cp\u003eIntroducing our \"Happy Birthday Fanny Man\" Greeting Card – the embodiment of unfiltered birthday wishes and the perfect way to celebrate in style! Sometimes, you just want to say it like it is, and that's where this card shines.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis card exudes a rebellious charm that's as unique as the birthday individual it's intended for. With a name like \"Happy Birthday Fanny Man,\" it sets the tone for an unforgettable celebration that's far from ordinary. \u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe front of the card is a playful teaser, and inside, you'll discover a message that doesn't hold back – because, let's face it, a birthday is no time for beating around the bush.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOur \"Happy Birthday Fanny Man\" Greeting Card is the antidote to mundane, cookie-cutter birthday cards. It's a nod to the wild, untamed spirit of life, where not everything is wrapped in ribbons and bows. It's the perfect choice for those who appreciate a little edge with their birthday wishes.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSo, if you're looking to make someone's special day truly memorable, send them the \"Happy Birthday Fanny Man\" Greeting Card. It's the card that says, \"Let's forget the clich and get straight to the good stuff!\" Give them a laugh and a touch of unconventional flair they'll cherish. It's the birthday card for those who prefer their celebrations with a generous dose of personality. Cheers to the Fanny Man and a birthday like no other!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1548\" data-start=\"1545\"\u003e\n\u003ch5 data-end=\"1570\" data-start=\"1550\"\u003ePlease Note\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1797\" data-start=\"1571\"\u003eThe colours you see online may exhibit slight variations compared to the actual printed product. Since computer monitors and phone screens can display colours differently, please bear this in mind when reviewing your design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2032\" data-start=\"1799\"\u003eFurthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. These cards can be easily planted, and you’ll find instructions on how to grow these little beauties right on the back of the card.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2065\" data-start=\"2034\"\u003eSee all of our products here.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2113\" data-start=\"2067\"\u003eFollow us on \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.facebook.com\/wonkygifts\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"2092\" data-start=\"2080\"\u003eFacebook\u003c\/strong\u003e \u003c\/a\u003eand \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/wonky.cards\/\"\u003e\u003cstrong data-end=\"2110\" data-start=\"2097\"\u003eInstagram\u003c\/strong\u003e.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2163\" data-start=\"2115\"\u003eCopyright © Wonky Cards \u0026amp; Wonky Gifts – All Rights Reserved.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Wonkycards","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":52790172844362,"sku":"WC - 15","price":1.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0963\/9877\/0506\/files\/Prash_7.png?v=1757675964"},{"product_id":"happy-birthday-shithead","title":"Happy Birthday Shithead","description":"\u003cp\u003eIntroducing our \"Happy Birthday Shithead\" Greeting Card, for those moments when you just can't resist telling it like it is. This card is unapologetically candid and perfect for those occasions when you want to inject a healthy dose of humor into birthday celebrations.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eWith its bold and straightforward message, this card doesn't mince words. It's the embodiment of candid communication that's sure to bring a smile to the birthday boy or girl's face. Sometimes, amidst all the niceties and pleasantries, you just need a card that says, \"Hey, let's keep it real, you're a year older, and that's worth celebrating, even if it's just for putting up with all of us!\"\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOur \"Happy Birthday Shithead\" Greeting Card isn't for the faint of heart; it's for those who appreciate humor with a hint of cheekiness. It's the perfect choice when you want to cut through the usual birthday sentimentality and share a laugh with the birthday person.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eSo, if you're looking for a birthday card that's far from ordinary and offers a unique way to show your affection, give the \"Happy Birthday Shithead\" Greeting Card a try. It's the no-nonsense card for those who prefer their birthdays with a side of sass and a hearty laugh. Here's to celebrating another year of fabulous \"shitheadedness.\" Cheers!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-end=\"1548\" data-start=\"1545\"\u003e\n\u003ch5 data-end=\"1570\" data-start=\"1550\"\u003ePlease Note\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1797\" data-start=\"1571\"\u003eThe colours you see online may exhibit slight variations compared to the actual printed product. Since computer monitors and phone screens can display colours differently, please bear this in mind when reviewing your design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"2032\" data-start=\"1799\"\u003eFurthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. 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It's for those who are unapologetically themselves, who embrace their inner badass, and who don't care for the usual cookie-cutter sentiments. With this card, you can cut through the birthday fluff and say what's on your mind in style.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThe front of the card makes a bold statement with the words \"Happy Birthday You Badass Bitch.\" Inside, you'll find a message that's as fierce as the recipient – no sugar-coating here. Because, let's face it, birthdays are about celebrating the amazing person you are, and this card celebrates that with gusto.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eOur \"Happy Birthday You Badass Bitch\" Greeting Card is the perfect antidote to the overly sentimental and predictable birthday cards. 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The front design radiates positivity and inclusivity, featuring a vibrant and colorful message that celebrates the unique bond you share with your favorite lesbian friend.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eInside, the card encapsulates your warmest wishes with a touch of humor and a dose of heartfelt appreciation. It's the kind of card that doesn't hold back, because, after all, it's your favorite lesbian's special day, and you want them to know just how awesome they are.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eThis greeting card is a celebration of friendship, love, and authenticity. It's perfect for the ones who appreciate a direct, heartfelt message and aren't afraid to embrace the unique connection you share. Say it loud and proud with our \"Happy Birthday To My Fav Lesbian\" Greeting Card, and let your friend know that their birthday is a day to honor their true self. 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It’s not your standard “best wishes” fluff; this is the brutally honest send-off they didn’t know they needed. Perfect for when you want to say \u003cem data-start=\"484\" data-end=\"505\"\u003e“I’m happy for you”\u003c\/em\u003e with just the right dash of sass and venom.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"553\" data-end=\"828\"\u003eWhether they’re moving jobs, moving house, breaking up, or just swanning off on some “new adventure,” this card has it all: wit, bite, and the kind of honesty you only get from proper mates. It’s the mic drop of good luck cards — funny, fierce, and unapologetically sweary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"830\" data-end=\"1114\"\u003eAnd because we love mixing filth with flowers, every card is printed on our eco-friendly plantable seed paper. So after they’ve had their giggle (and maybe a cry), they can plant it and grow wildflowers. Sharp tongue today, blooming garden tomorrow — talk about leaving a legacy. 🌱\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1116\" data-end=\"1300\"\u003eSo if you’re after a good luck card that’s more cutting than corporate, funnier than a leaving speech, and guaranteed to be remembered long after the booze runs out, this is the one.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1545\" data-end=\"1548\"\u003e\n\u003ch5 data-start=\"1550\" data-end=\"1570\"\u003ePlease Note\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1571\" data-end=\"1797\"\u003eThe colours you see online may exhibit slight variations compared to the actual printed product. Since computer monitors and phone screens can display colours differently, please bear this in mind when reviewing your design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1799\" data-end=\"2032\"\u003eFurthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. 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Forget the fake congratulations and corporate clichés; this is the brutally honest bit of banter they \u003cem data-start=\"390\" data-end=\"398\"\u003ereally\u003c\/em\u003e deserve. Perfect for that mate, colleague, or sibling who’s just climbed the career ladder — whether through sheer graft or, well… other talents.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"548\" data-end=\"811\"\u003eIdeal for workmates with a sense of humour, office piss-takes, or anyone who appreciates their congratulations with a side of filth. It’s cheeky, it’s outrageous, and it’s guaranteed to get a laugh around the water cooler (or at least a raised eyebrow from HR).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"813\" data-end=\"1072\"\u003eAnd because we like our insults eco-friendly, every card is printed on our plantable seed paper. That means after they’ve finished blushing and laughing, they can stick it in some soil and grow wildflowers. Office scandal today, blooming garden tomorrow. 🌱\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1074\" data-end=\"1229\"\u003eSo if you’re after a promotion card that’s ruder than your boss on a Friday night out and funnier than any “good luck” email, this one’s top of the pile.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1545\" data-end=\"1548\"\u003e\n\u003ch5 data-start=\"1550\" data-end=\"1570\"\u003ePlease Note\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1571\" data-end=\"1797\"\u003eThe colours you see online may exhibit slight variations compared to the actual printed product. Since computer monitors and phone screens can display colours differently, please bear this in mind when reviewing your design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1799\" data-end=\"2032\"\u003eFurthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. 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From bedroom antics to garden magic. 🌱\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1037\" data-end=\"1192\"\u003eSo if you’re after a Valentine’s card that’s more outrageous than Cupid on tequila and funnier than any Hallmark rhyme, this one’s got your arse covered.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1545\" data-end=\"1548\"\u003e\n\u003ch5 data-start=\"1550\" data-end=\"1570\"\u003ePlease Note\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1571\" data-end=\"1797\"\u003eThe colours you see online may exhibit slight variations compared to the actual printed product. Since computer monitors and phone screens can display colours differently, please bear this in mind when reviewing your design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1799\" data-end=\"2032\"\u003eFurthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. 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Once the giggles are over, plant it in some soil and watch wildflowers bloom from Pornhub tonight to petals tomorrow. 🌱\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1054\" data-end=\"1207\"\u003eSo if you’re after a Valentine’s card that’s as unfiltered as your search history and funnier than Cupid in incognito mode, this one’s the perfect fit.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1545\" data-end=\"1548\"\u003e\n\u003ch5 data-start=\"1550\" data-end=\"1570\"\u003ePlease Note\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1571\" data-end=\"1797\"\u003eThe colours you see online may exhibit slight variations compared to the actual printed product. Since computer monitors and phone screens can display colours differently, please bear this in mind when reviewing your design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1799\" data-end=\"2032\"\u003eFurthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. 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Rude today, blooming tomorrow. 🌱\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"954\" data-end=\"1090\"\u003eSo if you’re after a birthday card that’s ruder than your mate at 3 a.m. and funnier than any supermarket option, this one’s the tits.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003chr data-start=\"1545\" data-end=\"1548\"\u003e\n\u003ch5 data-start=\"1550\" data-end=\"1570\"\u003ePlease Note\u003c\/h5\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1571\" data-end=\"1797\"\u003eThe colours you see online may exhibit slight variations compared to the actual printed product. Since computer monitors and phone screens can display colours differently, please bear this in mind when reviewing your design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-start=\"1799\" data-end=\"2032\"\u003eFurthermore, all our cards are printed on seed paper, adding an eco-friendly touch to your message. 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Forget polite wishes and safe messages — this is the unfiltered roast that says what everyone else is thinking. Perfect for mates, siblings, or that one friend who still scrolls TikTok with pride.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"779\" data-start=\"544\"\u003eIdeal for anyone with a cheeky sense of humour, a love for snark, or a fragile ego that could use a little humiliation. It’s ruthless, it’s hilarious, and it’s bound to get a laugh (or a furious reaction — either way, entertainment).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"1005\" data-start=\"781\"\u003eOf course, we combine our trash talk with a bit of class: this card is printed on \u003cstrong data-end=\"890\" data-start=\"863\"\u003eeco-friendly seed paper\u003c\/strong\u003e. Once the laughs settle, plant it in soil and watch wildflowers grow. 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